Hey Reader! My kiddo's birthday was Friday. For the record, I "ruin" all their birthdays. This year, I ruined it early by giving the kiddo kettle corn. "When I saw that gift," they said, "I knew you didn't know me at all." Expectations set us up to fail That crappy package of Amish kettlecorn was just the beginning of kiddo's terrible, no-good day. By 2:50 pm, when I picked them up from school, they were in tears. "Everything today was horrible," they cried. "Worst birthday ever!" Thinking...